I’m Just the Blond Guy Here to Look Tough, So Why Are You Kneeling to Me?

#Urban #Feel-Good #Comedy #Invincible #Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger

I’m Chu Fan, a professional hired tough guy on the side. I show up to back people up and play an arrogant villain, no tricks, no scams. Five hundred yuan gets you a full appearance.

Today, my client, Wang the Chubby, was being bullied by a rich heir, so I showed up with my hair dyed a dazzling yellow.

But before I’d even finished my lines, the billionaire heir dropped to his knees in front of me with a thud!

“Boss! I was wrong, Boss! Why did you come here in person?”

I was dumbfounded. “Who are you, man? Why are you kneeling to me? Get up! You’re making this really hard for me to handle!”

From that day on, my world went completely off the rails.

The ice-cold female CEO insisted on hiring me as her personal bodyguard, saying my presence was unbeatable.

A martial arts grandmaster chased after me, kowtowing and insisting I take him as a disciple, saying I had extraordinary bones.

A passing assassin saw me and immediately broke both his own arms, saying he’d failed to recognize a true master.

I’m really just an ordinary guy who wants to live a quiet life!

Please stop reading so much into everything. I’m really not some hidden big shot!