My Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Sect Lives a Lazy Life, and I Turned the Dao Ancestor into a Goose

Name: My Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Sect Lives a Lazy Life, and I Turned the Dao Ancestor into a Goose
Author: Raise a Pole, Spot an Eagle

万年宗门做咸鱼，道祖被我变成鹅

by Raise a Pole, Spot an Eagle (立竿见鹰)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 367k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 14h ago
Source: Fanqie

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[No System + laid-back male lead + ensemble cultivation sect + pretends to be useless but is actually a big shot + lighthearted comedy + heartwarming and healing + angst later on] Other people cultivate immortality to seek eternal life. Li Yongning cultivates only for free food and lodging. The Spirit Sword Sect is a shabby little outfit, home to a bunch of unlucky, unwanted people who have ended up together. Li Yongning is widely regarded as the most useless senior disciple in the sect. He doesn’t cultivate or do any work. Every day, he lounges in a rocking chair at the back of the mountain, doing only three things: eating, sleeping, and giving his master gray hairs. Then the Saint Child swoops down and strikes at the sect with his sword... Li Yongning yawns and fans him straight off into the clouds. The Dao Ancestor descends in person to flatten the land... Annoyed by all the noise, Li Yongning snaps his fingers and turns the Dao Ancestor into a goose, then tosses him into the goose pen behind the mountain. The Heavenly Dao sends down gray rain to reap the human world... Li Yongning stretches, and the laws of the Heavenly Dao crash on the spot. The gray rain pours back into the Immortal Realm. He never cultivates. But the whole world keeps forcing him to show off. All he wants is to sleep. But there are always flies buzzing around. Ever since Li Yongning started lying flat at the back of the Spirit Sword Sect... His master, tough-talking but soft-hearted, scolds him while saving the best of everything for him; His honest, fiercely protective second junior brother takes on all the dirty, tiring work for him; His gentle, sweet little junior sister crushes starlight to chase away the mosquitoes for him; The alcoholic sect leader, who has endured a century in silence, smiles and says, “This rundown place can’t take much more of a beating”; Even the undercover Saintess who turned away from evil is perfectly happy to stay and sweep the floors... The male lead is neither ambitious nor competitive. He’s content with a quiet life and stays out of the cycle of cause and effect. This isn’t giving up: it’s a way to save the world by keeping balance with Heaven and Earth. A friendly warning: This is an invincible protagonist story. The fights are satisfying, and so is the scheming. The happier you laugh early on, the more your heart will ache later.

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