Jurassic Livestream: Why Is the T. Rex Hatchling Calling Me Mom?

[No CP] [Raising Dinosaur Babies] [Livestream System] [Dinosaurs Speak in Dialects] [Goofy Daily Life]

When paleontology PhD Shen Luxi woke up, she found herself lying among ferns.

There was no ceiling overhead, only pterosaurs.

There was no alarm clock in front of her, only an egg that was hatching.

The shell cracked.

A damp little Tyrannosaurus tilted its oversized head at her and opened its mouth. Its first words were:

"Gah gah! I'm hungry! Get me some meat!"

Shen Luxi: "??? Northeast dialect???"

Even more absurdly, a livestream panel appeared before her eyes, and all the viewers were modern-day netizens.

[Congratulations, Host, you've bound the Jurassic Survival Livestream System. Current viewers: 3]

From then on, Shen Luxi began her utterly absurd life in the Jurassic:

The little Tyrannosaurus spoke in a Northeast dialect and demanded barbecue at every meal.

The little Triceratops spoke Sichuan dialect, had a fiery temper, and picked fights with everyone.

A nest of Velociraptors spoke Cantonese, called her "boss," and teamed up every day to bring her prey.

The livestream viewers went wild:

[Help, this Tyrannosaurus is acting cute and begging to be held!]

[Triceratops: What are you looking at? What are you looking at me for? Wait, it's speaking Sichuan dialect!]

[Streamer, you're the only human in the Jurassic. Get a grip! Stop knitting scarves for the dinosaurs!]

Holding a two-ton Tyrannosaurus baby, Shen Luxi sighed. "I want to get a grip, too, but she insists on being my daughter!"