Tomb Raiding: After Going Live, I Became a Five-Thousand-Year-Old Zongzi

I woke up as a thousand-year-old tomb dumpling in an ancient Qin Dynasty tomb, only to find a foreign streamer prying open my coffin and livestreaming it. He said he was going to eat me on the spot, while the viewers claimed I was an actor. I sat up, pushing off the coffin lid. “You call five thousand years old an actor?”