Feeding Little Sizi, and Making Li Er Drool from the Start

Jiang Yan inherits a rural guesthouse, only to discover that the back door of its storeroom leads straight to the Lizheng Hall of the Tang palace!

Even more astonishing, out steps a four-year-old little girl, as adorable as a doll but so hungry that her eyes are brimming with tears.

“Little Shopkeeper, Sizi is hungry...”

The soft, sweet call melts Jiang Yan’s heart.

With a children’s meal and a bottle of Wangzai milk, Jiang Yan somehow wins the favor of the Tang dynasty’s most beloved princess, Princess Jinyang.

Determined to keep this little angel from meeting the same early death as in history, Jiang Yan goes all out to spoil her!

Does the little princess want to have fun? He takes her to an amusement park, to see the underwater world, and for a ride on the Ferris wheel!

Is Empress Zhangsun at risk? One box of modern, fast-acting antibiotics and she is cured in no time!

When Li Shimin follows the back door to find them, he sees his precious daughter watching cartoons on a tablet and eating Häagen-Dazs. He is utterly dumbfounded.

Li Shimin drops to his knees. “I beg the immortal master to grant me the secret of eternal life!”

Jiang Yan casually tosses him a globe and a book called Modern Agricultural Technology.

“Eternal life isn’t on offer, but how about conquering an empire on which the sun never sets?”

From then on, the Tang dynasty takes a dramatic new direction. Ironclad armies thunder forth, invincible beneath the heavens!