Cultivating Immortality Is Too Dangerous. I Just Want to Be Kicked Out of My Sect

Li Xuan, a disciple of the demonic path, is forced to disguise himself as a woman and infiltrate the righteous sects. Li Xuan thinks this is practically a death sentence. He’s so imposing and burly. How could he ever pass for a delicate young woman? To his surprise, everyone in the Taiqing Sect has outrageously unusual taste. They call him Junior Sister, send him love letters, and even name her the sect’s number-one fairy. There’s even a lovesick, possessive senior sister who falls for him after hearing he doesn’t like men either. “You hate stinky men, and so do I. We’re a match made in heaven, little sister!” “What if I turn into a man one day?” “Then I’ll chop you up and feed you to the dogs. Heehee, just kidding. Someone as cute as you could never turn into a man, right?” Li Xuan is at a loss. If things keep going this way, getting exposed will make his life worse than death. So Li Xuan decides to do whatever it takes to get expelled from the Taiqing Sect! He deliberately slacks off and refuses to cultivate. If he lazes around enough and his cultivation never advances, sooner or later they’ll give up on him! But he has a Chaos Five-Element Spiritual Root, and Heaven itself considers him its adopted son. Other people have to toil for years to advance a single level. He gets stronger just by breathing, and even jumping off a cliff to kill himself brings him fortuitous encounters. No matter how much he sleeps, his cultivation keeps shooting up. Ten years later... Li Xuan, the number-one fairy of the Eight Wastes, the top beauty on the Beauties List, the dream girl of two hundred million young men, the greatest prodigy of the righteous path, and the demonic path’s future nightmare, weeps as he sends a message to the Demon Venerable: “If you don’t close the net soon, I’ll be a holy maiden!”