Drunkenly Meeting You

I disguise myself as a man, and the emperor personally appointed me General Who Pacifies the North. Recently, I've taken a fancy to a new recruit in the camp. He's so soft-skinned and delicate, with skin as white as snow, and so pretty he looks like the refined young scholar in a romance story. He even blushes whenever I look at him. I'd been secretly watching him for ages, and finally couldn't resist. Taking advantage of being drunk, I pounced on him. Afterward, as I got dressed, I grumbled to him, "Do you think that damn emperor has eaten so much in the palace that he's got nothing better to do?"

"He actually sent the sheltered young crown prince, raised deep in the inner chambers, to me for training."

"There's fighting in the camp every day. How am I supposed to find time to look after him?"