Siheyuan: The Connections Blind Box Leaves the Beasts Paralyzed

With a transfer order in hand, Su Bai arrives at the courtyard compound and becomes the uncle Silly Zhu once described as “the one who used to tie him to a tree and beat him when they were kids.”

As soon as he arrives, a status panel loads in his mind.

[Weekly Connections Blind Box: Deputy chief of the Nanluoguxiang police station, a comrade who has been through life and death with him; premium pork belly, Wuliangye...]

While everyone in the courtyard is scheming over a bowl of leftovers, the aroma of braised pork from Su Bai’s home drifts halfway down the alley.

First Uncle Yi Zhonghai wants to lecture him about rules and organize a public struggle session?

His “comrade” station chief shows up in person and teaches him how to behave according to the law.

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum, rolling around and cursing?

Su Bai counters with a military restraint technique, showing her what it means to be dealt with firmly.

And what about that foolish nephew everyone treats like an open purse?

Su Bai slaps him and puts an end to his plans to support the pretty widow. From then on, his only family is his uncle.

The courtyard’s troublemakers watch as the Jia family’s mother and daughter-in-law are led away in handcuffs, trembling with fear. “This courtyard... needs rules!”

Su Bai wipes his hands and says calmly, “Starting today, I am the rules.”