Extreme contrast + imagined genius and mistaken assumptions + invincible protagonist + hilarious dad life
The shadow that could devour a defense line immune to high-martial energy was closing in on the restroom where Bai Chuan was hiding.
Terrified, Bai Chuan's legs went weak. He hurriedly played the [System's Great Compassion Mantra] in an attempt to guide the shadow to the afterlife.
The result: the shadow interrupted his little one while she was pooping, and she kicked the entire building's barrier to pieces with her pants still around her ankles.
High-martial prodigies: "This is the highest Buddhist art, lost for ages. We bow in admiration!"
Bai Chuan, raising an eyebrow with cold sweat on his brow: "No, if I told you my daughter did all that just now, would you believe me?"