I Was Just About to Climb into My Coffin When a Red-Clad Female Ghost Broke In to Become My Disciple

With a terminal illness and only three days left to live, I made myself a paper coffin in my shop and prepared to die.

A bitter wind howled outside. A dazed, adorable red-robed fierce ghost fled into the shop, pursued by someone, and insisted on taking me as her master!

I planned to brush her off, so I casually taught her the Tai Chi Breathing Method that old men practice in the park.

Who could have guessed that the red-robed fierce ghost would use yin energy to circulate Tai Chi and comprehend the principles of the Great Yin?

[Ding! Your disciple has comprehended the Great Dao, triggering a ten-thousandfold critical return!]

[Congratulations, Host! You have obtained the supreme Taoist thunder art, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Method!]

In an instant, thunder roared through my body, and my terminal illness vanished on the spot!

The evil spirit controller chasing the female ghost burst through the door. “Hand over that ghost and let me turn her into a ghost slave, or else...”

I couldn't even be bothered to reply. I raised my hand and struck with a palm thunderbolt!

“Boom!”

The spirit controller and ghost were blasted to ash together!

(Raising an eyebrow) That's it? And you dare cause trouble in my shop?

Looking at the [Basic Paper Effigy Crafting] icon waiting to be taught on the status panel, I fell into deep thought...

If I teach her how to make paper effigies, what miraculous cultivation art will the System return next?!