Officer, Stop Guessing! I’m Really Innocent!

Name: Officer, Stop Guessing! I’m Really Innocent!
Author: Cloud Bao Tangtang

警官别猜了，我真的是无辜的啊

by Cloud Bao Tangtang (云宝糖糖)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 212k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Female-Channel Mystery
Updated: 7d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Everyone thought Jiang Yi was quiet and ill-tempered, but no one expected her to be decisive and cool-headed.

When a case came up, she calmly analyzed the situation and offered to act as bait to help the police catch the killer. When they asked what she used to do, Jiang Yi said, "Maybe I was an assassin."

Police officer: "?"

The word "maybe" really carries a lot of weight.

Later, after the police became her colleagues, her talent for solving cases was impossible to miss. Her coworkers nearly wept. It was no wonder: this woman’s thought process was completely abnormal!

Jiang Yi’s mind at work and in everyday life are at opposite extremes. It’s strange that when she rides a bicycle, she carries it instead.

She always says with complete seriousness, "Because I don’t know how to ride."

When Hang Yue asks her, "What about a car or a bus?"

She gives him a look that says he’s an idiot and replies, "Obviously, you get someone to drive you."

Hang Yue, whose intelligence has just been insulted: "..."

When solving cases, the two work together in perfect harmony. In everyday life, Hang Yue is often led around by Jiang Yi’s bizarre thought process.

The officers often chat with her. Sometimes Jiang Yi is sharp-tongued, and they tease her, saying she’ll probably die alone. With a mouth like that, she’ll poison someone to death.

Until one day, they see her holding hands with Hang Yue. The officers exclaim, "The terrifying she-devil is dating Captain Hang!"

Is this a case of fighting poison with poison?!

A heroine who grows over time VS a tough-talking, soft-hearted police captain. Content warning: The cases are a major focus, and the plot is absurd.

[Detective work, corpses, forensic medicine, killers, suspense, criminal investigation, high-IQ crimes, serial murders, deduction, twists, rapport, 1v1 romance, villains, ensemble cast]

Stats

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1.9kReads · 30 days

34.7kReads · all time

238Shelf adds, last 14 days

341Listens

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