You Say You Earn Over a Hundred Million a Day? I'll Check Your Tax Records

With a clown mask on and a voice changer running, Zheng Ge becomes an overnight sensation on Douyin.

One exposé video sends a social-media seller with tens of millions of followers trending, prompting the tax bureau to audit her books overnight. One line, "The elevator is public property," exposes the CIA connections of a "feminist mentor." His God-Tier Reporting System chimes away: "Congratulations, Host! You've earned 100 million yuan, incredible physical fitness, and a manual of Xingyi Boxing!"

Cha Lin says, "I'll put the money away for now. I haven't finished chewing through this five-yuan boxed meal."

From braggart influencer to lackey for spies, Cha Lin discovers there are more fraudsters in this world than food-delivery orders. Yanda deletes his account and runs? Too late, the reward has already come through. The mentor deletes her posts and plays dead? Sorry, the State Security Bureau was faster.

"I hereby solemnly declare: I'm just an ordinary taxpayers' hero, with a fortune of over 100 million on the side."

The whole internet begs him to teach a course. Cha Lin says, "Thanks for the invite. I'm at my desk, just got off my Yadea."