I Enforce the Law Too Hard, and Toxic Fans Come Bearing Cases

Zhang San is a law-education streamer who transmigrated and got bound to the 【God-Tier Popularity System】 a year and a half late. Newbie gift: 【Special Capture Bonus Buff】, speech speed increases by 50% when dealing with scammers. Zhang San: “That’s it? Can’t you give me X-ray vision or something?” System: “Host, please trust in science.” Science? With a single phone call full of Northeast Chinese curses, Zhang San verbally destroyed a drug dealer who’d been hiding for three months, making him so furious he challenged Zhang San to a fight and walked right into an arrest. Science? He livestreamed an explanation of how “stealing birds from a nest can get you ten years,” prompting a million viewers to check their balconies in the middle of the night. “Wait, did I steal my parrot?” Science? He takes calls from fans to answer their questions, and every caller gets caught. His callers range from telecom scammers to illegal hunters, and not one gets away. One viewer summed it up: “Zhang’s livestream is the only channel on the internet you need to know criminal law to watch safely.” Zhang San protested, “I really didn’t mean to catch them. They insisted on becoming my fans.” System notification: “Ding! Popularity has passed one million. Diamond draw unlocked!” Zhang San’s eyes lit up. “Draw! Get me a ‘Fans Automatically Turn Themselves In Buff’!” 【Lighthearted comedy + System gacha + livestreamed legal education + everyone mistakes him for a mastermind】