I’m Too Lazy to Spend Money, So the System Is Desperate and Transfers Itself Cash

[Tycoon] + [System] + [Subverting Expectations] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [Lie Flat] + [People's Overactive Imaginations]

Jiang Chen was bound to the Tycoon System.

Other people's Systems take their Hosts to the pinnacle of life. His System has just one demand: spend money. If he fails to spend the required amount each day, he ages ten years. Jiang Chen finds it incredibly annoying. Spending money is such a hassle.

And so the Tycoon System faces the biggest crisis of its career.

It tells its Host to invest, and Jiang Chen walks into the nearest Shaxian Delicacies restaurant, orders a bowl of noodles, and leaves two million yuan behind. “I'm investing in your shop. Don't make me get involved.” It tells its Host to buy a car, and Jiang Chen buys ten at a dealership in ten minutes without looking at a single one. “Park them wherever. Just don't block my door.”

Everyone thinks he's gone crazy.

Until the three sentences he casually writes make the restaurant's revenue jump fivefold. Until netizens dig up his bank records and spot a “Tycoon Plan,” convincing the entire internet that he's the mysterious mastermind behind a top-tier investment fund. Until his competitors regard him as their most terrifying rival and research him obsessively, while he can't even remember their names.

Jiang Chen just wants to lie flat.

But the System can't wait any longer.

The next second, his phone rings.

[Received: 10,000,000 yuan.]

[Note: The System spent it for you. Host, keep quiet.]