Good-for-Nothing Imperial Uncle: From the Start, I Seize 300,000 Troops

Xiao Zong transmigrates to the Great Qian dynasty and becomes a useless imperial uncle everyone looks down on.

From the start, he sleeps with the woman betrothed to his imperial nephew, the emperor: the granddaughter of the Marquis of Zhennan, who commands three hundred thousand troops!

The entire court is shocked, but the emperor is overjoyed. “A heaven-sent opportunity! This time, we’ll execute this useless fool and the entire household of the Marquis of Zhennan!”

At this critical moment, the [Outrageous System] activates! The more outrageous his actions, the more astonishing his rewards!

“Ding! You slept with the future empress. Outrageous! Reward: [Three Thousand Snow Dragon Cavalry]!”

“Ding! You railed at the reigning emperor in court. Outrageous! Reward: [Flintlock Manufacturing Blueprints]!”

Years later, the Northern Rong invade the south, and the emperor is trapped in the capital, trembling with fear.

Xiao Zong, meanwhile, surrounds the palace with an army of one hundred thousand troops armed with firearms. The entire court drops to its knees in unison. “The weather’s getting cold, Your Highness. Please put on this imperial robe!”

Xiao Zong pats his eldest nephew, cowering on the dragon throne. “Everyone in this court is one of my trusted men. How about letting your imperial uncle sit on the throne for a while?”