We Handed Over a Cactus, and It Pierced the Eagle Nation’s Aircraft Carrier

[Mutant plants + overwhelming dimensional advantage + handing everything over to the state + humblebragging]

Su Mu, a third-year graduate student at an agricultural university, was being mocked by a rich underclassman, who pointed at him and called him “a good-for-nothing who only knows how to farm,” all because of his graduation project.

But when someone kicked over a potted cactus he’d casually been tending, it triggered the [Plant Mutation and Misinterpretation System]. As long as it caused astonishment, plants could evolve like crazy! Right then and there, the furious cactus transformed into a miniature supersonic Gatling gun, spitting blue flames as it riddled a supercar worth tens of millions with bullet holes in front of the entire university!

A nationally renowned academician arrived to inspect the scene and immediately dropped to his knees. “A tactical individual weapons platform? Activate the highest SSS-level security measures at once! We must protect Chief Engineer Su and his cactus!” Then his younger sister accidentally dropped a tomato, which grew into a miniature mushroom cloud downstairs, and the entire Xia Kingdom military went berserk!

“Chief Engineer Su, three of the Eagle States’ aircraft carriers are heading this way!” “Oh, did that bag of English ivy seeds I left by the sea sprout? Tell it to chew up the carriers.”

As Western nations issued a joint statement demanding sanctions against the “living natural disaster of the Xia Kingdom,” Su Mu nearly cried. “I said I’m really just doing landscaping. Do you believe me?”