NBA: From the Start, I Blocked LeBron James into Tears

“Ding! Host successfully blocks a shot: +1,000 M-Coins, +5 attribute points, skill [Death Grip] LV1!”

“Ding! Host successfully makes a steal: +1,000 M-Coins, +5 attribute points, skill [Pull-Up Jumper] LV1!”

“Ding! Host successfully contests an opponent's shot: +5 attribute points, skill [Unyielding Golden Spear] LV1!”

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Chen Gong transmigrates into the NBA in 2003 and obtains the God-Tier Defensive Master System. With Yao Ming pulling some strings, he squeezes onto the Miami Heat roster as an undrafted player for summer league. From the start, he blocks five shots with ferocious force, sending LeBron James crying in the bathroom.

In an era of the Four Shooting Guards and the belief that whoever controls the paint controls the game, defense is the best offense. With suffocating defense, Chen Gong builds an impenetrable wall around his team, launches fast breaks and desperate comebacks, and tears through the defenses of NBA socialites like the Kardashians.

Shaquille O'Neal: My grandma could win a championship if she teamed up with Chen Gong!

Kobe Bryant: Chen Gong is the strongest opponent I've ever faced in my career!

Carmelo Anthony: Everyone says I'm an offensive Swiss Army knife, but next to Chen Gong, I'm a joke!

LeBron James: Boo-hoo, pass me the ball! I want to go home to Mommy!