Great Tang: From the Start, I Take the Empress Dowager to a Brothel

After transmigrating as Li Chang’an, the eldest legitimate son of the Tang Dynasty, he looks at his imperial father, Li Shimin, hailed as “the greatest emperor of all time,” and immediately decides: Whoever wants the throne can have it. This prince just wants to slack off!

Luckily, the [Ultimate Rebel Son System] awakens.

As long as he drives Li Shimin’s blood pressure through the roof, he can earn modern supplies and god-tier technology.

So Li Chang’an keeps pushing his luck, testing the limits of what he can get away with.

Empress Zhangsun: “Chang’an, your father hasn’t been in good health lately. You should do your best to encourage him.”

Li Chang’an (delighted): “Don’t worry, Mother. I’ll go prepare a coffin for Father right away. It’ll bring him good luck!”

Li Shimin: “???”

To claim the System’s rewards, Li Chang’an takes Empress Zhangsun to hear music at Chang’an’s biggest brothel. On their way out, they run straight into Li Shimin, who is traveling incognito.

Li Chang’an, all wide-eyed innocence: “Mother, does Father not love us anymore? He’d rather have fun here with Fang Xuanling than come home and spend time with you.”

Li Shimin spits blood on the spot, his blood pressure through the roof!

But Fang Xuanling and the other senior ministers are moved to tears: “Your Highness is truly devoted! You put yourself in the middle of this absurd situation to warn His Majesty not to indulge in women. You really are the most filial son in all the Tang Dynasty!”

Li Chang’an stares thoughtfully at the “sweet potato seeds” he has just received.

“Wait, I really only wanted to be a rebellious son. What on earth are you all imagining?!”