I Wandered into a Chat Group and They Mistook Me for a Daoist Master

Lighthearted comedy + mistaken assumptions + chat group + multiple female leads

After Fu Xi accidentally stumbles into a cultivation chat group, he plans to quietly lurk. But one red packet completely changes his life. He takes a Qi Refining Pill and becomes a genuine cultivator; then a joke in the group turns him into the “senior talisman master” in everyone's eyes.

But Fu Xi knows perfectly well that he's only at the first level of Qi Refining.

To keep up appearances, he downloads An Introductory Guide to Basic Talisman Crafting from the group files. No cinnabar? Red watercolor paint will do. No talisman paper? A4 paper. No wolf-hair brush? A watercolor brush will have to suffice.

And somehow, he really does draw talismans!

It's just that their effects are a little outrageous: the Strength Talisman turns people into black gorillas, the Speed Talisman forces them to sprint while doing handstands, the Healing Talisman glows green, the Blood-Rage Talisman makes you invincible for three seconds, and the Diamond Body Talisman makes you indestructible but unable to move a step.

From then on, Fu Xi begins his hilariously absurd path of cultivation.

He sells talismans, and powerful cultivators everywhere scramble to buy them.

He forcefully kisses a female ghost, and people imagine it as “The Domineering Immortal Venerable Falls in Love with Me.”

Fairy maidens and saintesses throw themselves into his arms to get a talisman.

Fu Xi: “Cultivating immortality is so much fun!”