Three Kingdoms: I Outlive Every Warlord with My Jinxing Tongue

After transmigrating to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, he becomes Chunyu Qiong, who is about to be roasted alive at Wuchao. Certain he is doomed, he awakens the Jinx System and gains an immortal body.

As long as he publicly predicts a misfortune and it comes true, he earns massive rewards. And so Chunyu Qiong begins a chaotic life of slacking off amid the turmoil, constantly “cursing” his boss.

“Have no fear, Lord Yuan. Nothing will happen at Wuchao tonight!” That evening, Chunyu Qiong lays out a feast and welcomes arsonist Cao Cao with a smile, while Yuan Shao spits up three mouthfuls of blood. Before the Battle of Red Cliffs, he tells Cao Cao, “Prime Minister, you’re sure to lose this expedition. Let me stay behind to guard Xudu!” Cao Cao flies into a rage. Three days later, he returns in defeat and finds Chunyu Qiong fishing.

When Sima Yan founds the Jin dynasty and assumes all under heaven has accepted his rule, the three-dynasty veteran Chunyu Qiong shakes his head. “Your Majesty, the Rebellion of the Eight Princes is coming. This old servant will go open a country inn first.”