The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Celestial Master Catches a Vicious Ghost for a Milk Candy

[Historical Fantasy + Cute Ghost-Hunting Kid + System Reversal + Hilarious Comedy]

“Host, you can’t sleep any longer! Go pick up the hair the red-clothed ghost dropped on the mountain behind the temple, and we’ll finally be able to eat McDonald’s!”

Demons and monsters run rampant throughout the Great Jin Dynasty, and Qingfeng Temple is so poor it can’t even afford incense.

The masters and senior disciples risk their lives hunting ghosts for copper coins, while three-and-a-half-year-old Xiaobao is being talked into trouble by a glowing little fluffball on the mountain behind the temple.

Xiaobao swallows nervously, then runs off on her short little legs to ask the female ghost for her hair. She ends up plucking the ghost completely bald.

From then on, the cultivation world takes a sharp turn. When others encounter a century-old flying corpse, they flee for their lives, while Xiaobao chases after it with pliers to pull out its teeth;

when others brace themselves to face a thousand-year-old fox demon, Xiaobao holds out a basin to catch its falling flakes of skin.

Using the “scrap” left behind by these demons and monsters,

Xiaobao exchanges it for countless modern, reality-bending mystical weapons, such as a high-beam flashlight version of the Flashing Talisman and a stun baton version of the Thunder Seal,

and turns a rundown temple into the greatest school of Taoism in the land.