Aren't You Supposed to Be a Loser? How Did You Turn into a Lovesick Dog?

Funny livestreaming + Honor of Kings + online romance (scamming) + puppy-dog antics. The kitten goes fishing, and the puppy takes the bait.

A fake loli, real little ray of sunshine: a chuunibyou, hilarious, scene-stealing sweetheart × her dog

Xia Wanqing plans to stay up all night playing Honor of Kings and rank up with her favorite hero, Xiao Qiao. But the moment she logs in, everything goes wrong, and she loses one match after another in solo queue.

In this match, the mad-dog Lanling Wang targets her relentlessly, completely wrecking her mental state.

After receiving a taunt from her opponent, Xia Wanqing is furious. Then, by pure chance, she gets bound to a System called Perfect Goddess.

The System says she’s an insecure, ugly woman weighing over two hundred jin, and it’s going to turn her into a perfect goddess.

Xia Wanqing looks at herself. Me?

Yep, the System has definitely got the wrong Host.

Even more determined to get revenge, Xia Wanqing investigates and discovers that Lanling Wang is Xiatianlan, a famous national-level streamer who regularly tops the peak rankings.

His hero pool is deep, his skill is on another level, and he’s pretty controversial.

Some call him the best jungler in the country. Others say he’s a total creep.

He uses every trick in the book to climb the rankings, but likes to destress by using Lanling Wang to bully weaker players, especially by relentlessly hunting down Xiao Qiao.

He’s even sparked a nationwide trend of Lanling Wang players hunting Xiao Qiao.

In short: she’s not the only victim. He’s too good, so she can’t beat him head-on.

But Xia Wanqing refuses to give up. After scouring the esports scene, she discovers the truth: game-obsessed men are all thinking with their lower halves. They love young, cute girls. Dating hurts their rankings, and a breakup makes their skills plummet.

Thinking of how Lanling Wang killed her like a minion twenty-seven times in a row, Xia Wanqing decides to use the System to disguise herself as a young, cute girl and lure him into her trap, armed with that prejudice.

Xiatianlan: I killed my wife like a cabbage, and now I regret it so much. So I’ll be showering her with love, only for her to dump me. Now I have to win her back, crying on my knees over the keyboard like a puppy.

After the rain, the sky clears. Some people are like rainbows: you only know they’re there when you meet them.