Transmigrated to Teyvat, My Stand-In Is Galactron!?

Anime-inspired 【Derivative work, lighthearted comedy, scheming, play the pig to eat the tiger, fan fiction, anime】 Good news: I transmigrated to Teyvat, to Snezhnaya, the unreleased nation of ice, and I even have the Civilization Adjudicator Galatron as my stand-in. This is a sure win! Bad news: What do you mean it's the early days of the Tsaritsa's reign? And I'm a fairy? The fairies are trying to overthrow the Tsaritsa's rule? Tch, this is way too much trouble. I'm out! To stay alive and avoid being drafted by the Tsaritsa five hundred years from now (though if it really came to a fight, wouldn't Snezhnaya be the one in danger?), Yun Mu decisively bundled up everything he'd “picked up” amid the chaos and hauled it off by train overnight to Nod-Krai, planning to spend the rest of his days as a happy layabout. When he had some free time, he'd go spy on the other nations... Ahem, scratch that. He'd enjoy friendly chats with the adorable little girls. Life was peaceful and carefree. Until one day, who knows how many years later... Why is there a little girl with one arm missing lying outside my cabin? Is that Yacoda when she was young? Who on earth could be so cruel as to waste such a treasure?! Galatron! Crush them to dust!!! When the divine throne falls, order vanishes, the Abyss invades in force, and the world teeters on the brink of destruction! If fate is absurd, then raise the sword of rebellion against the heavens! Cut apart this ridiculous destiny!