Three Kingdoms: My Lord, I Really Don't Want to Be a God of War

Cao Cao: “Yi Xuan, put down that flag and become my great general!”

Xu Han breaks down: “My lord, I'm really just a clerk in charge of provisions!”

He hoists a banner with one hand as easily as if it were a weed, and knocks down thousands of soldiers with a single thrust of his spear. The System keeps adding to his strength, but all he wants is to quietly be a handsome man.

Cao Cao clutches his empty purse: “Forget the provisions! Kill these bandits first!”

The best slacker in a chaotic age is forced to become a god of war.