Goodie Wants to Be the Big Bad! Her Unhinged Daddy Is Already Terrified

[Everyone's darling + satisfying revenge + adorable child + everyday childcare + silly comedy]

Just as three-and-a-half-year-old Shen Suisui is about to faint from hunger, she gets bound to the “Ultimate Villain-Raising System,” which was supposed to belong to her biological father.

The System realizes it made a mistake and breaks down on the spot: [I'm a mighty villain system, and now I have to become a childcare system?! I was made to raise a villain capable of destroying the world!]

Unfortunately, the binding is permanent. No returns.

The System can only grit its teeth and teach the little one step by step.

System: [Do the villain's signature laugh! Heh heh heh!]

Suisui: “Chirp... chirp chirp?”

System: [It's “heh,” not “chirp”!]

Suisui: “Heh-heh-heh?” (She stutters.)

Daddy: “Make that stupid sound again and I'll throw you out on the street.”

The System breaks down again, spewing garbled text.

To complete its mission, the System grits its teeth and keeps teaching. But the little one's enthusiasm for carrying out its instructions is enough to make it want to die...

[Make an example of them by destroying their household!] She swings a walnut mallet and knocks on every door in the whole residence. The Black Armored Guards play along and fall to the ground, while she stands with her hands on her hips, beaming with pride.

[Deal with the wicked servants!] She grabs some laxatives and rushes into the kitchen. Unable to reach the stove, she bounces anxiously and cries, “Bend down! Suisui is going to drug you!”

Even more ridiculously, her maniacal father, who was supposed to become the ultimate villain, sees his aggression plummet and instantly turns into a doting dad. Meanwhile, the little one who used to tremble in the corner slowly puffs out her chest.

“Father, don't be scared. Suisui will go knock the bad guys' chairs down too!”

She's super fierce! Suisui is super fierce!