An Eight-Year-Old Big Brother Leads Sixty Kids in Setting the Internet Straight

Shen Ciyan, a billionaire tycoon, was reborn as an eight-year-old orphan.

He was also forced to join a bizarre parenting reality show that had taken the internet by storm.

The production crew went wild with their stunts, bringing in a group of Gen Z slacker trainee parents and dumping sixty little “wild troublemakers” capable of bringing down the roof in an abandoned manor.

The parents lie flat and play games, leaving the little ones to scream and cry all over the place, without a care for what happens to them?

Shen Ciyan awakens the [Max-Level Child Commander System] on the spot!

As long as he can win over the brats and shock the internet, he’ll earn unbelievably powerful skills!

And so, viewers across the internet watch in stunned silence.

A boy of eight in a custom-made little suit, ruler in hand, trains sixty unruly kids into a special forces army!

No food? The eight-year-old boss leads his crew in preparing a banquet fit for an emperor!

The house is falling apart? The little construction prodigies build a miniature castle overnight!

Wild boars attack? The kid boss uses a single set of Tai Chi moves, and the boars flee overnight, carrying a train on their backs!

The slacker Gen Z parents break down: “Brother Ciyan, please teach us how to live!”

Billions of viewers across the internet are completely losing their minds.

“This was supposed to be a wilderness parenting show, so why have you built a business empire with sixty kids?”