Hated by the Entire Internet: I Butcher Meat on Livestream, and the Police Tell Me to Turn Myself In

Su Ze transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a useless pretty boy mocked across the internet as “good for nothing except chasing clout.” His company dumps him into a wilderness survival reality show and leaves him to fend for himself.

Just as the internet’s haters sit back and wait for him to embarrass himself, Su Ze awakens the [Hardcore Miracle Doctor System], mastering elite forensic autopsy techniques and the mysterious art of traditional Chinese pulse diagnosis.

From the start, the show’s producers bring in a wild boar weighing several hundred jin.

The pretty boys scream and back away, but Su Ze quietly puts on white gloves and pulls out a specially made knife. “Five centimeters of fat. The muscles have stiffened. Time of death: two hours ago.”

In three minutes, he carves it up with the skill of a master chef, separating bone and meat to perfection!

Viewers are horrified: “Holy crap! You call that the work of a useless idol? Somebody get the police and check his background!”

And that’s not all. A pure and innocent top-tier star fakes a sprained ankle to drum up publicity, then falls into Su Ze’s arms.

Su Ze takes her pulse, frowning. “The sprain is fake. But your pulse alternates between slippery and hesitant. Not only are you pregnant, you’ve also contracted an extremely contagious case of ‘plum blossom disease.’ I recommend immediate quarantine!”

The livestream crashes, and the entire entertainment industry is shaken!

From wilderness survival to Back to Field, Su Ze wields a scalpel in his left hand and silver needles in his right, turning slow-paced reality shows into Crime Squad: Showbiz and Celebrity Career-Collapse Health Clinic.

Now that he’s a sensation across the internet, Su Ze can only shrug helplessly. “I’m just a survival expert who knows a little medicine. It’s not my fault your careers are collapsing!”

Celebrities across the internet tremble: “Please stop showing off! If you keep it up, there’ll be nobody left in showbiz!”