Southern Archives: We’re Just Friends with Benefits

[Based on the Southern Archives TV series + happy ending + apologies for out-of-character moments]

Zhang Haiyan meets a fortune-teller who tells him they are in grave danger. Zhang Haiyan scoffs. No matter what happens, he and Zhang Haixia will make it through. What he doesn't know is that this time, the hardship is called losing Zhang Haixia.

What do you do when your older brother won't listen? Zhang Haiyan smiles faintly. Give him a kiss. If one isn't enough, give him two. This time, a kiss is what saves the world.

Zhang Haixia: Zhang Hailou, I ki**ed someone.

Zhang Haiyan: All right, all right. I brought a handkerchief. You're such a neat freak. Come here for a ki**.ing.

Zhang Haixia: I said I ki**ed your enemies. I piled them up into a little mountain.

Zhang Haiyan: Our little shrimp is so good. Even when you're out and about, you remembered to avenge me. Come here and give me a kiss.

Zhang Haixia: I think I'm starting to like ki**ing.

Zhang Haiyan (shocked): What! Who's called Ki**ing? Isn't it me you like?