I’m a Veterinarian, So Why Are You Asking Me to Livestream Human Medical Care?

[Livestream Antics + Great Xia Miracle Doctor + Lighthearted Comedy + Satisfying Contrast]

“I’m a veterinarian who treats sick pigs. You want me to give free checkups to all these citizens?”

“It’s all the same, it’s all the same! Mr. Wang said you can treat anything that breathes. The audience loves your persona!”

And so, the free clinic in Xihai took a completely unexpected turn.

Fang Yang diagnosed a product-promoting streamer who stayed up all night with “long-term exposure to flickering lights, symptoms resembling those of a boar in breeding season.”

To a vegetarian with a tapeworm in his stomach, he bluntly said, “You feed stray cats without washing your hands, and you like biting your nails. That’s how you swallowed all those eggs.”

To the owner of a Tibetan Mastiff whose knee was swollen all around, he mercilessly pointed out, “You’re not sick. The dog beat you up when you were bathing it.”

“Next time, have one person hold its front legs and another hold its hind legs. You can do the washing.”

Netizens exclaimed: [At first I thought he was a fool sent by the monkeys to make us laugh. Then I realized he even understands the biomechanics of a sow nursing her piglets!]

[Other doctors save lives. Dr. Fang spent a day at the free clinic and sent three people to the detention center, two to the psychiatric hospital, and even brought an alpaca back to the zoo on the side!]

As dusk fell, the captain of the Xihai City Criminal Police Squad silently laid a piece of lead-sheathed electrical cable marked with bite impressions on the examination table.

“Dr. Fang, the suspect left bite marks on the cable. We suspect he has rabies. Could you take a look?”

Fang Yang took a sip of tea, clapped his hands, and stood up.

“Let’s get one thing straight: the consultation fee is charged by the pig’s head. And once the case is solved, the Disease Control Center needs to fund our joint investigation!”