Pokemon: A Discount Rayquaza with an Overdue Bill from the Start

(Pokemon + fourth-dimension disaster + absurd humor + Ash becomes Champion + no heroine) “I, Huang, have transmigrated again, but why are my teammates a mutt and a penguin who just wants to tag along?!” Cuihua: “Gugu gaga! I’m not tagging along!” Lao Zhouzhou: “What did our Big Dog Chew Club ever do to you?” … “Ah, let’s not dwell on all that. Three draws from the start. Let’s see what we get…” System: “Ding! Congratulations, Pioneer. You’ve drawn the budget version of the Hoenn Three Idiots.” Huang Chaoxin: “The budget version? And the Hoenn Three Idiots, at that? Come on, let’s see just how budget this version can get…” Cuihua: “Gugu gaga, I want to see too.” … Huang Chaoxin: “System, are you telling me this Caterpie is Rayquaza?” System: “That’s right.” Huang Chaoxin: “And this Diglett is Groudon?” System: “Correct.” Huang Chaoxin: “Then that Magikarp is Kyogre?! The color’s wrong, too!” System: “Brilliant! Its color’s different because it’s a Shiny!” Huang Chaoxin glanced at the penguin waddling over. “It’s all your fault! You messed up the draw!” Cuihua: “???” Huang Chaoxin: “This is Rayquaza?” System: “Yes. It was much more muscular back then.” Huang Chaoxin: “This isn’t Rayquaza at all!” System: “But it knows Hyper Beam and Dragon Ascent!” Huang Chaoxin: “Well, when you put it that way… looking closer, it does kind of resemble Rayquaza, huh!”