Armor? Even Dogs Wouldn't Wear It

[Set in the world of the Classic of Mountains and Seas] + [Original Armor] + [Snarky, fake Japanese style]

My name is Qin Lin, an utterly ordinary high school guy, and right now, I’m facing the biggest turning point of my life.

What do you mean, I’ll die if the armor gets destroyed? What do you mean, I can’t refuse? Armor? No way in hell! ...Actually, maybe it’s not so bad?

Of course, when it comes to someone as steadfast as me, Heaven and Earth have never been known to show mercy.

A stubborn female athlete? Someone who loves dogs and cats but hates people? An artsy young woman?

And the weird little group we’ve got here has to deal with:

You have to hit a vital spot to kill it?

You have to drown a fish in water?

You can only kill the enemy if it willingly accepts death?

What an absolutely brilliant matchmaking system!

I’m no good at writing blurbs. Go read the story.