【A 48-year-old, postmenopausal cleaning lady makes the city’s top playboys lose it and beg her not to leave!】
When the Lu family’s young master splurges a million on a diamond necklace, she tosses it into a pile of steel-wool scrubbers. “A box of dish soap would be better.”
A hotshot lawyer turns down an eight-million-yuan case and ties on an apron to cook her porridge. Her only response: “Not bad.”
The provincial university games champion corners her in a parking garage late at night, showing off his dazzling motorcycle skills. She just squats on the steps, nibbling on a five-mao popsicle without even looking up.
When three men start fighting over her in the janitorial room, she grabs a mop bucket and splashes them with cold water. “Done making a scene? Then get lost. This is the cleaning department, not a mating ground for rutting animals.”
The city’s socialites and influencers are all losing it: Who is this auntie, anyway?
Then one day, Lu Zihang holds up a toilet brush in his livestream and demonstrates how to scrub a toilet for his fans. The trending topics explode:
#TheTopPlayboysHaveAllFallenForHer#
#TheWholeInternetWantsTheCleaningAuntie’sDog-TrainingTutorial#
Li Xiulan sticks the mop into the bucket and looks at the three men she’s whipped into shape. Her lips curl into a smile.
“Not in my house. There are no rich heirs, no hotshot lawyers, no sweet little puppies. You’re all useless men who need fixing.”
And it turns out she’s become addicted to fixing those useless men.
