You Told Me to Get Abstract, So You Built a Lithography Machine by Hand?

【Turns over tech to the nation, Jiahao-style antics, public humiliation across the internet, rational madman, black technology】 Lin Yuan is Jiang University’s worst student. After a fake love letter gets him publicly humiliated by the campus beauty in a downpour, thousands of students start livestreaming and mocking him. Faced with ridicule from the entire internet, Lin Yuan awakens the “Jiahao Show-Off System.” As long as he acts outrageously crazy in public and does something outrageously over-the-top, he can obtain blueprints for black technologies fifty years ahead of the rest of the world! So he throws his head back in the rain and roars out cringe-worthy lines that shatter people's worldview, earning himself the most viral public humiliation ever. While the whole internet laughs that he has no brain, and the dean of students rushes over in the middle of the night to slap him with an expulsion notice, everything suddenly takes a turn. Thirty heavily armored vehicles smash through the school gates, and three armed helicopters descend on the sports field! A 73-year-old authority from the Chinese Academy of Sciences shoves the dean aside and grasps Lin Yuan's hand, trembling. “Academician Lin, the 0.1-nanometer chip you turned over is real! The nation will meet any conditions you ask for!” “My condition is simple. From now on, when I act crazy at school, you can't stop me. You also have to clear the area for me,” Lin Yuan says calmly. And so Jiangzhou University settles into its strangest routine: a third-year student shouts theatrically on the sports field about making room-temperature superconductors by hand, while red laser sights dot the trees around him. A foreign spy stares in utter confusion at the photos he secretly took. “Sir, are you sure this abstract lunatic dancing in the street is Xia Country's top-secret, S-rank Swordbearer?!”