Honkai Impact 3rd: I Picked Up a Daughter, and She's a Dudu Goose

My goal is simple: raise my daughter well, open a restaurant, and live a peaceful life.

But this world keeps trying to make me work overtime.

Day one: Otto sent someone to sound me out.

I punched his Soul Steel clone so hard it became a satellite.

Me (sighing): I just want to cook in peace. Why is that so hard?

Day ten: A little pink-haired bundle suddenly appeared at home.

I watched young Elysia cling to me and call me “Mom,” lost in thought.

Me (rubbing my forehead): I just wanted to do some laundry. How did I end up with another mouth to feed?

Day twenty: After my daughter’s dark cuisine poisoned Theresa unconscious, she came to my door for revenge.

I was forced to swallow a concentrated poison pill and threw up until the world spun.

Me (weakly): What did I do wrong? Can’t I even enjoy one peaceful meal?

Looking at the little sleepy goose and little Elysia at home, along with my “granddaughter” Kiana, who was starving and crying for food all the way off in Siberia,

I finally understood.

In this Honkai-ridden world, being a mom is the most dangerous job of all!