A Yellow Weasel Demanded a Title from the Start, So I Became a Human Weasel

The apocalypse arrived, dimensions collapsed, and all I wanted was to stock up and keep myself alive.

Who knew a yellow weasel spirit would ask me for a seal right from the start, activating the [Shanhai Revival System]!

As long as I can create a spectacle, I can draw legendary forbidden cards!

[Ding! You transformed into a ten-zhang-tall [Bai Ze] during a citywide livestream, purifying a tide of ghosts. Shock value +250,000!]

[Ding! Your first draw from the [Great Wilderness Scroll] awarded you the world-ending card, [Kui Ox]!]

The uncanny descends, and rules kill? I’ll transform into an auspicious beast, immune to every technique!

Immortal cultivators invade and see mortals as ants? I’ll transform into a [Bo], tear apart flying swords with my teeth, and swallow immortals whole!

An alien fleet bears down, and humanity despairs?

Ji An, the protagonist: “System, give me the biggest one you’ve got!”

[One million shock points consumed. You have transformed into the world-ending ferocious beast [Kui Ox]. Let the show begin!]

The next moment, heaven and earth shook. One foot shattered the firmament, and myth descended into reality!

Global leaders: “The being codenamed ‘Primordial God’ is our last trump card!”

Ji An hid in a corner, watching his points skyrocket. He murmured, “Not enough. My firepower is still nowhere near enough!”