You’re Filming Five Ha, So Why Are You Having a Village Banquet with a Top-Tier Star?

[Unstoppable Creativity + Unhinged Antics + Entertainment Industry + Sweet Couple + Short-Drama Thrills]

Game streamer Lin Ye showed up for an offline meetup with his online gaming friends, only to discover that the three noobs sitting across from him were actually top-tier stars in Chinese entertainment: Lao Deng, Lao Chen, and Xiao Lu!

Just then, a guest on the new variety show Five Ha had been disgraced, leaving the production team in dire straits.

Chen He slapped his thigh. “Yezi, you play so dirty in games. Come be a guest to fill in the numbers! We’ll pay you two grand a day!”

“Ding! [Everyone’s Losing It: Abstract Antics System] activated!”

As long as he caused a stir on camera and collected meltdown points, he could earn god-tier rewards!

They thought they’d found an easygoing nobody to fill the spot. But as soon as the show went live, the whole entertainment industry was turned upside down!

The director called for a wilderness survival challenge? Lin Ye took the three top-tier stars to a village next door for a banquet, then played the suona so movingly that the whole village, young and old, burst into tears!

The director called for street performing? Lin Ye turned the tables and even talked the square-dancing grannies into selling their speaker for scrap!

The whole internet erupted: “You were supposed to find someone to fill in the numbers. Why’d you bring along a bandit?”

Even more outrageous, the aloof and gorgeous Xinjiang top-tier star Hani was turned into his tagalong, squatting by the roadside and munching on garlic.

Blushing, Hani tugged at his sleeve. “Lin Ye, if you don’t come next episode, I won’t get to eat any meat…”

The entire production team swallowed their heart pills in fury. “Please, Your Majesty, rein it in! This is a celebrity reality show, not a crime scene!”