I Just Want to Slack Off, Yet I Accidentally Become Invincible

Name: I Just Want to Slack Off, Yet I Accidentally Become Invincible
Author: Three Bowls Won't Take Down a Tiger

我只想摆烂，一不小心就无敌了

by Three Bowls Won't Take Down a Tiger (三碗不打虎)

Status: Completed
Length: 512k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3mo ago
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I've been cultivating for ten years and I'm still at Qi Refining. My fiancée publicly broke off our engagement, the enforcement elder wants to kick me out of the sect, and the whole sect is waiting to laugh at me begging on my knees! Just as I was packing up to leave, the Slacker-to-Sainthood System awakened! Reject the rat race and earn a hundred years of cultivation! Sleep for the full allotted time and earn a Flawless Sword Bone! From then on, while everyone else cultivated desperately, I got stronger lying down. While they fought to the death in secret realms, I woke from a nap to find divine beasts offering to become my familiars! My ex-fiancée regretted it, the arrogant elder got his comeuppance, and the whole sect realized that the most indolent good-for-nothing was actually the biggest powerhouse to lean on! Then the Demon Sect surrounded the mountain and the Sacred Grounds came knocking. Just as the whole sect was about to despair, I got up from my recliner and yawned. “I just want to get some sleep. Why do you all insist on lining up to die?”

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