After transmigrating to the Ming Dynasty, he became Zhu Zhanjun, the third son of Zhu Gaoxu, Prince of Han, who was destined to be roasted into the “Burger King.”
Watching his father sharpen knives at home every day, preparing to rebel, Zhu Zhanjun was at his wit's end. This was a disaster that could wipe out his entire clan!
Luckily, he awakened the [Ming Dynasty Madcap System]. All he had to do was stir up trouble to earn rewards.
To save his own skin, Zhu Zhanjun decided to take a path no one had ever tried: act like a lunatic and play dumb to muddy the waters!
And so the Ming Dynasty's most hardheaded “mad grandson” burst onto the scene!
He took all the weapons his father had painstakingly made for the rebellion and melted them down to forge farm tools, enraging the Prince of Han so much that he chased him for three whole streets with a knife.
In front of the entire court, he put his arm around Zhu Di, an emperor for the ages, and called him “old man” at every turn.
The ministers all thought the boy was doomed, while Crown Prince Zhu Gaochi could barely contain his delight.
But gradually, people began to realize something was off.
The terrible maps the mad grandson doodled brought Zheng He back with ships full of gold and high-yield crops! The bits of iron he tinkered with on a whim blasted the Tatar royal court to pieces!
Finally, one day, Zhu Gaoxu grabbed his hand. “My boy, your dad's given up on rebelling. I'll take the army and conquer Europe for you instead!”
Zhu Di even shoved the imperial seal of the crown prince into his arms. “Dear grandson, the Ming Empire is yours. Please, Grandpa's begging you, stop acting crazy!”
Math taught to a three-year-old
The items in the first chapter's newbie gift pack are only available for ten minutes. 🤮
It feels like a child playing around, yelling and screaming, acting like they have no brains.
A check of history reveals that Xuande censers were not from the Yongle period.