I Thought It Was a Raising Sim, but the Empress Really Got Humiliated

I downloaded a game called Raising the Aloof Empress. I’m Lu Yuan, a hardcore achievement grinder, and I swear I’m going to unlock them all!

Hey, I have to admit, this game’s AI is amazing, and the physics engine is incredible!

To unlock the “Diligent Governance” achievement, I forced the empress to stay up all night reviewing memorials at three in the morning. She actually rolled her eyes! I switched windows to browse the web and left the game running, only to find the empress winking at a powerful minister during court! The wildest part was that the minister got so scared his loyalty went up by ten points on its own!

“This AI can even win itself over? Interesting!”

To claim the first-purchase reward, I spent six yuan on a “Rainmaking Talisman.” The game was instantly blessed with a downpour, and the empress’s prestige shot through the roof! To clear the notification badges, I made her do a hundred squats, raising her combat power by five! In this game, all you have to do is grind!

Years later, I cleared the game and was about to uninstall it. Then a stunning young woman dressed in imperial robes burst through the door of my rental apartment. She held a tactical knife with a blood groove and smiled ominously. “Are you the hardcore gamer who made me practice burpees in the middle of the night every day, then left me hanging during court so I’d wink at a minister?”

Help! How did my virtual waifu become real?!