The System Forces Me to Risk My Life, So I Call the Police Instead. What a Joke

[National Will, Sci-Fi Conquest, No Romance, Behind-the-Scenes Scheming, Lighthearted Comedy]

Su Cheng, a laid-back college junior, accidentally binds himself to the “Myriad Heavens Savior System” and is told from the start that he'll be thrown into a zombie world to survive.

Su Cheng immediately calls the Ministry of State Security. “Hello, I'd like to report a crime. A System is trying to murder me, and while I'm at it, I can hand over a portal.”

While other protagonists are still hacking at zombies with watermelon knives, the steel tide behind Su Cheng has already flattened the zombie city;

While other protagonists are begging for a cultivation manual in the world of immortals, the Academy of Dragon Science has already analyzed the spiritual energy equation and made cultivation available to everyone;

When dragons from the world of magic roar and charge at puny humans, they run straight into Dongfeng missiles and space-based weapons that have already locked on.

The System breaks down. “Host, please, just do something!”

Su Cheng sips his specially supplied soda and points to the major weapons of state behind him. “I'm not just going to coast to victory. I'm taking the whole country along for the ride!”