I Asked You to Get the Seniors Exercising, Not Turn Them All into Cultivators!

Spiritual qi revival, mastermind behind the scenes, hilarious misinterpretations, invincible power fantasy

Lu Yuan is just a third-rate personal trainer who can barely afford to eat, scraping by by talking retired men and women into buying memberships at the park.

Then, trying to act like an expert, he casually makes up a “Tai Chi health regimen” combining the Eighth Set of Radio Calisthenics, accidentally activating the Everyone Preaches the Dao System! As long as the seniors believe in it and practice hard, he gets a hundredfold return on his cultivation!

The absurd part is that these obsessive old folks really cultivate spiritual qi! When he teaches a grandfather with Parkinson’s the “Parting the Wild Horse’s Mane” move, the man interprets his trembling hands as lightning-shaking power and slaps a two-hundred-jin thug flying! When he teaches the grandmas the footwork from square dancing, they step straight into a shifting, vanishing stride that lets them cross distances in a single step! Meanwhile, Lu Yuan can only stand there as his cultivation skyrockets, his body tough enough to withstand alloy steel!

When spiritual energy mutates across the globe, monsters invade, and the city’s defenses teeter on the brink of collapse,

a grandma carrying a shopping basket finds a monster too noisy and casually chops the Beast King’s skull apart with an airborne hand strike. “Don’t keep me from going to Teacher Lu’s morning class!”

The special department is stunned. That very night, they designate the park as the highest-level protected zone, afraid of disturbing these hidden masters.

As for the real mastermind behind the scenes, Lu Yuan, he watches all kinds of big shots queue up through the night, jostling to sign up. Quietly, he straightens the crooked “Personal Training Registration” sign and smiles harmlessly. “Don’t rush. One at a time. Respect your elders, look after the young, and line up to register.”