The Bizarre Men I’ve Met on Blind Dates Over the Years

Name: The Bizarre Men I’ve Met on Blind Dates Over the Years
Author: A Bowl of Tomato Fried Rice

这些年，我遇到的奇葩相亲男

by A Bowl of Tomato Fried Rice (一碗番茄炒饭)

Status: Completed
Length: 340k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Workplace & Marriage
Updated: 18d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Ladies, don’t worry about updates stopping. These are all short stories, and each chapter stands on its own, so you can take your time reading. I’m Xia Linxi, a veteran who has survived more than two years on the battlefield of blind dates. The weirdos other people meet are usually stingy, miserly, overconfident, or full of outdated macho attitudes. The ones I meet... How do I put it? Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, the next one tells me, “Don’t worry, there are eighteen more levels below this.” My mom says I’ve offended every matchmaker in Chengdu. I tell her it’s not my fault: the people she introduces are just too perfect for comedy material. This series is a true account of the bizarre blind dates I’ve endured at the cost of my life. Every chapter brings a new surprise, and every page goes beyond your imagination. Don’t read while eating, and don’t read while wearing a face mask. If anything happens, I can’t afford to pay for it!

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