Stay Back! This Honest Beta Really Can't Have a Baby

Name: Stay Back! This Honest Beta Really Can't Have a Baby
Author: Northern Mountain Wasteland

别过来，老实Beta真生不出崽

by Northern Mountain Wasteland (北山荒)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 392k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Released: Jun 2026
Updated: 10h ago
English: RandomTL · Request

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Synopsis

[ABO + Two Male Leads + Younger Top + 1v1, Both Virgins + Melodrama]

A cruel Enigma who gets lost in his own fantasies × A resilient Beta who takes everything in stride

Xie Yu was an honest, sensible Beta.

For the first twenty-two years of his life, nothing much happened.

Then people from his village urged him to take advantage of his youth and make something of himself in the capital, Jing City, instead of growing old without ever leaving Wangshui Village.

Xie Yu was easily swayed. Seeing everyone his age pack up and head to the city to pursue their ambitions, he packed a small bag too, ready to broaden his horizons in Jing City.

Unfortunately, he brought himself but not enough money. His wallet was empty after just three days, so he found a temporary job to stretch his stay in the city: food delivery.

His very first order was to a hotel.

He could barely read, and after finally finding the place, he was dragged into the room by a strong hand before he could even knock.

The man was tall, his breath burning hot as he held Xie Yu captive. His kisses landed haphazardly on Xie Yu’s cheek as he rasped, “Don’t move...”

Xie Yu was completely dumbfounded. All he could do was cry.

The food never got delivered, and instead he ended up...

After that chaotic night, the naive Beta was so terrified that he fled back to the countryside before dawn.

He didn’t want to broaden his horizons anymore. He just wanted to stay in his little home.

But from the moment he set foot in the cold city of Jing,

his life had already changed beyond recognition.

…

Includes child-rearing. The leads are four years apart.

Other names

Can an Honest Beta Raise a Baby with a Top-Tier Epsilon?老实Beta也要和顶E养崽吗？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

192Chapters

114kReads · 30 days

1.1MReads · all time

15.7kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.9Score

8 ch/weekPace

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This is so good! I hope the plot doesn't drag too much; I hope he gets well soon, finds out the truth quickly, wins back his wife, and remarries her soon. I have to go back to school! 🙂
1k likes2mo ago
Oh my god, this is amazing! The author doesn't even know how delicious their writing is! After reading it, my depressed child is no longer suffering from OCD, and no longer wants to eat pig's trotters. All I want to do every day is read 200 copies of this stuff! Amazing!
321 likes2mo ago
It's really good! If you're bothered by compulsive behaviors, please don't read it. I felt so sorry for Xiaoyu in the beginning, coming all the way from the countryside to Beijing, only to be met with bad impressions, even though she was a beta and had a child. But Enen is so incredibly well-behaved and adorable! And Enen's eye condition can finally be cured! I can't wait!
110 likes3mo ago
It's so good! Author, please update soon! I really want to see Bingzi find out that Enen is his own child. Xiaoyu and Enen are having a tough time. Xiaoyu is trying so hard to support herself and the baby, but they are still not doing well (T▽T). Run at full speed under control!! I want to see Bingzi treat the little fish well and raise it properly, not see it continue to be abused!
84 likes2mo ago
Sigh, the author's writing is too good, the characterization is too successful. It's also slightly flawed because it's too successful. Everyone empathizes with Xie Yu and feels sorry for En En's suffering, understands Xie Yu's thoughts and decisions, and hopes that he will no longer suffer and hopes that he will be happy. Different people have different perspectives, so arguments occurred. In the end, everyone just wants Xiao Yu to be happy.
81 likes2mo ago
It's a good read. Xie Yu is adorable, and her child is cute too. Although she suffered a lot before, she met Chen Qiubing, who was wealthy, and the two of them were able to live a good life. The book is actually quite humorous, not the kind of joke that relies on references to gags, but rather the kind of serious humor between the characters.
70 likes3mo ago
I've read all of Huang Huang's novels 🤭 Especially the story of Sheng Jing and Min Jue, it was both heartbreaking and exciting 💕💕 The writing style is close to real life, the characters are three-dimensional and well-developed, each with unique personality traits, not flat characters.
52 likes3mo ago
Summary: A gender-swapped version of the story where the young wife runs away pregnant and the domineering CEO spoils her rotten. It's good! (๑• . •๑) I love it!
51 likes3mo ago
The author writes very well, but I'm absolutely furious. I even woke up from nightmares about it last night. It's my fault I can't continue reading or get into the story; I'm not the target audience. Yeah, if you want to read angst, you can add it to your bookshelf. I admire myself for enduring this long; I've just made myself miserable.
49 likes1mo ago
It's so good! Men get their periods after looking at it, and women go crazy after looking at it. The nemesis of depression is an alarm clock for people in a vegetative state; so cute it brings tears to your eyes. The outflow created the Qiantang River tidal bore, it was so cool, it's divine, it's my rose photo. It illuminated my dark life and gave meaning to my world. I ran.
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