I'm the Great Chieftain of Another World, Don't Pull the Plug, Let's Talk

[Lighthearted comedy + everyday urban life + urban fantasy + return from another world + hilarious contrast + World of Warcraft + loyal subordinates] After lying in a vegetative state for twenty years, Lin Dashan suddenly opens his eyes just as his family, saddled with 800,000 yuan in debt, is about to pull the plug. “Don’t pull it! We can talk this out!”

He spent twenty years as a Warchief in another world, commanding an army of a hundred thousand. Back on Earth, he can’t even twist open a bottle cap. Forced to use mutated magic to treat his illness and pay off his debts, he uses White Rabbit candy as spell components to heal the elderly neighbor, leaving him with a head full of green hair. He tries to cast a fireball using a thick Northeastern accent, only to blow up a methane-filled sewer and send sewage flying everywhere. His maxed-out mental power and the junk he brought back from the other world turn the modern city upside down. Even more absurdly, his three fiercely loyal subordinates have all been reincarnated: the cat-demon assassin is now a wealthy heiress who throws herself at him, the Tauren berserker is now a socially anxious rich kid, and the calculating goblin strategist is now a five-year-old child prodigy who schemes every day to hog the playground slide. As billionaires and villains of every stripe kneel outside his door, cowed by the Warchief’s presence, Lin Dashan has barely had time to show off before his mother smacks him on the back of the head with a slipper: “Stop acting like some big shot and hurry up and mop the floor!”