Dragon Nation, Great Factory Province, Penguin County, a junior office-worker academy in a certain CBD.
There is no battle aura here, nor magic. There is only the pinnacle of cultivation: workplace KPIs!
"Intern Lin Dong, KPI this month: 0! Rating: Unsatisfactory!"
Staring at the painfully low score on the big screen, Lin Dong clenches his fists. Three years ago, he was a genius unrivaled across the CBD. At three, he could recite the Labor Law by heart. At eight, he mastered the divine art of "painting a rosy picture." By ten, he had forged the "corporate drone's heart." But after an accident, he lost all his performance records and became a perennial bottom-dweller, unable even to use the basic "slacking off technique."
Then one day, the soul of a capitalist old-timer who claimed to hail from the "primordial wilderness of ancient Wall Street" floated out of his battered employee badge.
"Kid, you can't even learn the most basic 'blame-shifting technique'? Fine, then. I'll pass on to you an ancient secret art: 996 Blessings!"
From this day forward, Excel macros become heaven-defying sword formations, PowerPoint animations turn into world-destroying forbidden spells, and DingTalk check-ins become deadly soul-chasing marks! Watch as this good-for-nothing intern stages a comeback, crushes the department director, tramples the CEO, and ultimately survives the ninefold calamity of the Nasdaq closing bell to ascend as the wicked Immortal Emperor of Capitalism!
