Showbiz: Taking Go Fighting to the World Cup, I Have Actresses Throwing Themselves at Me

Three years ago, Lin Yang, the 17-year-old central attacking midfielder and star of China's U17 national team, offended the son of a powerful football association official. A ban was issued, and he was blacklisted and driven out of football, leaving him to become a special instructor on a variety show.

Three years later, Lin Yang bonds with the “Football Godfather Bond System.” Every time he sparks an emotional connection with a female celebrity, he can exchange it for elite football skills!

The System's ultimate mission is even more outrageous: lead Deng Chao, Chen He, and the rest of the “Five Hahas” crew, who get winded after a couple of steps, all the way to the World Cup!

To rack up bond points, Lin Yang completely lets loose.

On the team bus, Bai Xiaolu accidentally spills water on his leg and frantically wipes it up. His remark, “Keep wiping lower and they won't be able to air this,” sets the whole bus off.

On the pitch, facing sports school students led by Dilraba, Lin Yang gives the Five Hahas an “infinite stamina” aura, turning them into zombies who never stop running.

Dilraba joins the game herself?

Lin Yang marks her tightly and holds his ground, leaving the cool, mature beauty blushing and losing control of her emotions!

Then he trades in his points for “Peak Messi Dribbling,” gets past five players in a row, and scores!

The whole internet goes wild: “You call this guy a variety-show celebrity? The national team should be begging him to come out of retirement!”