Game Invasion: I Can Hear NPCs' Thoughts

[A game invades reality + no romance + mind reading + lighthearted comedy]

When a horror game descends upon the real world, players everywhere fight tooth and nail for survival. But Lin Ge, awakened with a useless E-rank talent, turns its terrifying dungeons into paid vacations.

A bottom-tier player judged from the start to have no combat ability, Lin Ge has just one thing going for her: the [Silent Script], which lets her hear what every NPC is really thinking.

And so things start getting ridiculous...

The headless ghost roars that it’ll tear intruders apart, while inwardly sobbing, “I’m so cold! Can someone burn me a down jacket?”

The world-ending boss swings its butcher’s knife, all the while thinking, “Please, just help me find my daughter’s keepsake and I’ll let you go!”

While others fight monsters, she chats with them. While others run for their lives, she slacks off. With her overwhelming information advantage, Lin Ge clears one SSS-rank dungeon after another, claiming each first-clear victory without shedding a drop of blood!

When players across the internet watch the clear footage and go crazy over the sight of someone calmly sipping tea beside the final boss, Lin Ge can only shrug. “What’s the point of all that fighting? I’m just meeting my clients’ psychological needs with pinpoint accuracy.”