After the Whole Internet Turned Against Me, I Petted Divine Beasts on a Supernatural Variety Show

A laid-back, money-loving bottom × a restrained, long-suffering top whose secret crush finally comes true

After working himself to death in his previous life, Shen Xinglan wants nothing more than to run a pet shop in peace in this one.

His daily routine is simple: bathe the dogs, scoop the cats’ litter, and change the water for a fat goldfish.

Online commenters have a biting take: “This is what happens when a rich family disowns its son.”

Then chaos erupts in the demon realm, and demon kings from all over gather downtown to cause trouble.

Just as the national task force is at its wit’s end, Shen Xinglan walks out holding a slipper and smacks the ringleader on the back of the head. “It’s the middle of the night. Go to sleep, or I’m docking your cans of food!”

The fearsome demon king instantly turns into a whimpering softie, rolling over on the spot to beg for belly rubs.

The whole internet is stunned, and the national task force is overjoyed! A government position, special privileges, and full benefits are thrown straight at him.

With no choice, Shen Xinglan embarks on his path to becoming a top-tier star, bathing powerful demons by day and livestreaming cat food sales by night.

One day, he takes the pulse of his good friend Pei Yanzhou. “Bro, your pulse shows excessive internal heat. You’re short a partner.”

But the usually refined Mr. Pei suddenly pins him to the sofa. A gigantic dragon appears behind him, and his gaze is both dangerous and tender. “What I’m missing isn’t a partner. It’s you.”

Shen Xinglan: ...My good friend is a real dragon now? This plot is way over my head!