The Magical Boy Pretends to Save the World Again Today

“Mr. Jiang Ran, as the most evil magical boy in history, having directly killed hundreds of thousands of people, have you ever felt even a little regret over the years?” “No.” “You have no humanity at all! Are you even human?” “…Sigh, at least times have changed. My powers are sealed now, but if you'd dared to act so cocky back then, I would've chopped off all your limbs long ago. You ask why I killed people? I couldn't help it. There were too many idiots like you, constantly getting in my face and provoking me. If I didn't kill them, I'd be doing myself a disservice.” “We have some rumors about your love life at school. Could you help us verify them?” “Damn it, there's a limit to how much you can slander and smear someone! What do you mean, me and my classmates XXXX? What do you mean, I like XXXX best? Is this how you make a living off other people's blood? Could you show a little respect and fear for the most vicious magical boy in history?” “Very good, Mr. Jiang Ran. What do you think about the obscene materials featuring you that have topped the bestseller lists for ten consecutive years?” “Damn it, not one person has paid me royalties.” “Finally…” “Get lost! Stop blocking me from doing business! Do you have any idea how expensive my utilities are?” “It seems that Jiang Ran, the most vicious magical boy in history, still feels no remorse and remains in need of reform. If any viewers are short on rotten eggs or vegetables, call the hotline below. Buy five, get one free. First come, first served.” At the very beginning, Jiang Ran never imagined that he, a patient with succubus syndrome who had been forced to become a magical boy, would also have the power to destroy the world.