Hilarious Three Kingdoms: I’m Really Not Lü Bu!

Lu Bu is an ordinary young man in modern China, with no car, no home, no savings, and no partner. His greatest achievement in life is being one character away from the Three Kingdoms’ mightiest warrior.

Then one day, he wakes up to discover he really has become Lu Bu.

Before he can even celebrate, he sees himself drunkenly cornering a stunning beauty against a wall. One hand is gripping her wrist, and he’s already halfway through saying something lewd.

“Miss, please don’t! I swear, I don’t want to do this!”

The beauty smiles sweetly. “General, I liked you better when you were so arrogant and untamed. Go back to being that way.”

Lu Bu: “…”

Help! This isn’t how the script is supposed to go!

Determined not to become the “three-surnamed slave” who gets hanged, Lu Bu reflects on his mistakes and decides to take an entirely new path.

Ding Yuan? He won’t kill him.

Dong Zhuo? He won’t join him.

Red Hare? He’ll take the horse!

Beautiful women? …He’ll see what happens.

But he soon discovers that things are far from simple. The mighty Zhang Fei insists on swearing brotherhood with him, Guan Yu looks at him as if he’s a con man, and Zhuge Liang writes to call him “fickle and untrustworthy” before he’s even left the mountains. Even worse, the beauty he once “harassed” keeps staring at him as if to say, “Let’s see how long you can keep up this act.”

My name really isn’t Lu Bu! Sure, it’s only one character different, but I promise I’m a good person!

A hilarious transmigration tale with a wildly unexpected start. Watch as a fake Lu Bu takes the real Three Kingdoms by storm, gathers talented allies, defies fate, and, along the way, has a few in-depth conversations about the state of the world with a peerlessly beautiful woman.

A friendly warning: this novel has a delightfully unconventional style. Readers who care about historical accuracy, beware. It may make you laugh yourself to death.